Oh my little Makenzie is so sweet!
Let me tell you a cute little story.
It was a sunny hot summer day August 12th. We had just come back from a lovely lunch with my bosses. She just finished eating when I felt a little fart. This little princess can fart and poop with the best of them so I didn't think much of it. After she burped I turned her around to cuddle her precious little face when I felt something warm yet slimy on my arm. I look down and see the bright yellow goo drip down my arm and see a puddle on my lap.
I am still a newbie Mom because I sat there for a second wondering what the heck it was- really only a second!
After I realized my bundle of joy dropped me a great big present I quickly scooped her up only to have more of my gift dribble down my shirt as well as the floor and couch. I stood there wondering what I should do next. No I'm not that dumb and i wasn't wasted-
I was just in shock!
I didn't know if I should attempt to just change the diaper or if I should head to the bath. I turned her around to see that my present had made its way up her back all the way into her hair.
My brain then kicked into gear and I ran into the kitchen. While attempting to get my infant daughter out of her clothes without dripping more of her gift all over the place and not dropping her- I just decided to forget about my clothes since there was yellow treasures all over it anyway and drape her over my shoulder. Apparently this sweet little girl didn't think she gave me enough so she decided to give back her lunch as well- down the front of my shirt.
* I should mention I was wearing a tank top so when I say down the front of my shirt I mean DOWN my chest making a great big puddle all over my "ladies".
I finally got my little pot-o-gold nudy girl and into the sink. I then just sprayed her, myself and my kitchen off with the hose.
As I am now writing this I realize there probably was a better way to handle this cute adventure that didn't result in me using the kitchen hose!- Man I have a lot to learn as a Mother.
5 comments :
you make me laugh! I don't know if it ever gets better though, even when my 4th one has had that happen I usually wonder where do I start! LOL
LOL! I guess that's what comes along with parenthood!!:)
She's a doll Kendra. MORE pics please!!
Oh Kendra, you are too funny. That will probably be one of many funny stories that you can look back on and just laugh at.
Lol I cant wait to have babies one day and have one of these stories to tell! And might I tell you this story almost made, me join Ms. Kenzie of course, peeing my pants not pooping lol! Love your stories of her!
This is the best thing ever! Thank you so much for sharing with all of us!
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